Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding that’s not funny my friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped of a kurb stone.
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
Why can’t an emo have sex? They can’t make it to the bed they kept swinging on the tree
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock? So he could wake up inside
dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)
i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.
(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )
what letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me
Dont yall just hate when something FUNNY to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you dont look like a villian ?
Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what's so funny? He said I can see your bra strap. The teacher says don't come back to class for a week, so he get up and walked out. A few minutes later little Billy starts laughing, and she ask what's funny now? Little Billy said I can see both of your bra straps. The teacher says get out of my class room for a month. So little Billy got pissed he walked out and slammed the door, this scared the teacher and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up then she stood back up and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked where do you think your going? He said well teach after what I saw I'm done with school for a lifetime.
my sister wani is a dwarf so i seat on her as a chair
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Ha orphans are soooooo funny I mean they have many family stories oh wait
What did one casket say to the other casket? It that you coughin'?
Does anyone still look at this if you do tell me if I should make more jokes :)
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”
brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew? It was nut funny.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
