Friends jokes

One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(

One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.

Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."

Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”

“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”

So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

My friend is a pimp.

I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.