People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g
I know it’s really really really really really bad
Why is there Air Conditioning at a Hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
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TO GWEN AND FRESHFRY: Hi Gwen and fresh fry you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. you are the people who I look up to people r mean to us because i am adopted. thank you for all of your support!!!!!!
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria
Why is there A-C on hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming? Fresh road kill.
Little Johnny walks out to the garage, and sees Dad smoking a cigarette... He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have a puff of that cigarette??" Dad asks, "Well Johnny, can your dick reach your ass??" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment... He then replies, "Well, No Dad, my dick can't reach my ass"... His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house...
About an hour later Little Johnny comes back out to the garage, and sees his Dad drinking a beer... He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have some of that beer??" Dad asks, "Well Johnny, can your dick reach your ass??" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment... He then replies, "Well, No Dad, my dick can't reach my ass"... His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house...
About an hour later Little Johnny comes back out to the garage with a BIG plate of Tollhouse Chocolate Chip cookies, fresh from the oven... His Dad says, "WOW Johnny, those sure look like some good cookies... You think I can have some??" Little Johnny asks his Dad, "Well Dad, can your dick reach your ass??" His Dad scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment... He then replies, "Well, Yes Johnny, I do believe my dick can reach my ass"... Little Johnny says, "Well Dad, you can go FUKC yourself, cuz Mom made these cookies for me!!!"...
What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.
