20+ Best Freddy's Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Mark

Anonymous · 1 year ago

You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"

Plushie

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A bedroom featuring a white bed with a black and white checkered sheet. On the bed, there are five plushies from the "Five Nights at Freddy's" video game series. A large print of Freddy Fazbear's head is on the comforter. The text overlay says, "LADIES, ONE AT A TIME".

Hearing Aid

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.

Freddy Fazbear

Anonymous · 3 years ago

The image shows Kanye West sitting on a wooden bench with a Freddy Fazbear head next to him. There's text at the bottom saying "Kanye West is Freddy Fazbear".

Fnaf

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon of Joe Biden is at a podium with a sign that reads "State of the Union". He's saying, "I'm going to go to freddy fnaf pizzeria."

Dream

Chexers · 2 years ago

A photo of a man with a bald head wearing a red and black striped sweater and black pants sitting on a subway train with a pensive expression on his face. The text above the image reads: "freddy after entering my dreams and seeing stuff he wasn't mentally equipped to deal with". There is also the user "prettycooltim" written in the lower left corner of the image.

Freddy Fazbear

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

freddy fazbear vhs tapes are queer

Spaghetti

Lucifer · 3 years ago

Pov: your Molten freddy from Five night's at Freddy's

The image is composed of three cropped segments that show a sculpture of a figure entirely made of spaghetti. The top left panel shows the figure in a seated position, and the text 'I ate too much spaghetti' is overlaid on the image. The top right panel shows a closer view of the spaghetti figure's face, revealing blue eyes. The bottom panel shows the same face as the panel above and includes the text 'Now I regretti', as well as a TikTok handle that reads '@08_nurik_08'.

Night

Wade · 2 years ago

Har har har har har

A blurry image of a person in a bear costume walking in a hallway with the text "five night freddy" above and "har har har har har har har har har" below.

Fnaf

atmodude · 3 years ago

fnaf meme

A four-panel meme. The first panel shows a white animatronic bear with purple accents asking "HEY BON BON?". The second panel shows a blue animatronic rabbit responding "YES FREDDY?". The third panel shows the white bear again asking "IS IT CALLED SISTER LOCATION BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE MICAEL'S SISTER IS, OR IS IT BECAUSE THE MAIN ANIMATRONIC IS A GIRL?". The fourth panel shows a cartoonish blue rabbit holding a gun to a scared white bear with purple accents and saying "Go to Sleep!".

Chica

Yuri · 2 years ago

sad

An image of the character Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's, looking sad with a cigarette in his mouth. The text on the image reads: "She was my chica until I found out she spent 5 nights at Freddy's."

Ass

Wade · 2 years ago

That’s crazy

The image depicts Freddy Fazbear, a bear-like animatronic character with multiple eyes, next to text that reads: "I shoved my ass into a blender."

Movie

Wade · 2 years ago

Sold out

The image shows a meme with the text 'Five nights at Freddy's movie opening weekend be like'. It shows a stick figure labeled 'Fnaf fan' diving towards the lower image and a woman labeled 'October 27' who is crawling in the other direction. The bottom right corner includes a watermark saying 'MEMES'.

Dream

Wade · 2 years ago

Bredbear

A meme showing a comparison between "my friends dreams" and "my dreams". "My friend's dreams" shows two Chad figures, with text saying "I dreamed I kissed my crush" and "nice". "My dreams" shows a bunch of bread and characters from "Five Nights at Freddy's" embedded into the bread. There is also text that says "Five Nights at BRreddy's".

Movie

Wade · 2 years ago

It took 8 years boys

A distorted Springtrap character from Five Nights at Freddy's holds a wad of cash, with the text "Me in October (The Five Nights at Freddy's movie is coming to the theaters):" above him and "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" below him.

Reference

Anonymous · 3 years ago

When i was watching south park, this what happens...

A still from South Park, with a character dressed as Freddy Fazbear holding a severed hand, and the text "THE BITE OF 87 REFERENCE". Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, and Kyle Broflovski are standing in the foreground, looking worried.

Freddy Fazbear

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

FRODDY

An image of the character Freddy Fazbear with a large head and exaggerated facial features.

Baby

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot from a YouTube video shows a man holding a white plush animal with a red arrow pointing at it and a cartoon of a female Freddy Fazbear next to him. The title of the video is "ME AND FREDDY FAZBEAR HAD A BABY!!! *MEET OUR BABY*."

Fnaf game

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

When you let drunk people make a fnaf game

The image displays a distorted and strange scene from a video game. On the left, a version of Freddy Fazbear gives a thumbs up. A large Freddy is in the middle. On the right, Chica is holding two cymbals, and the Puppet is standing in a box. In red letters, the image says "Cursed Freddy Nights DEMO".

Security Guard

Wade · 2 years ago

Nightguard fucked up

Four animatronic characters from the Five Nights at Freddy's video game franchise are depicted with evil smiles. The text reads "Me and the boys watching the security guard's power reach 0%. LET'S EAT!!".

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CrackedRuby_alt

Poll · 2 years ago

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