Unloading jokes
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
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What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
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