Forget It jokes

The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.

Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.

"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."

The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.

"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"

If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.

USS Liberty. Never forget.

It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.

Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?

Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.

Elephants never forget.

You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".

If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.