Forget It jokes

You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".

If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.

If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.

Elephants never forget.

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.

USS Liberty. Never forget.

It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.

Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?

Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...