Foreign Policy jokes

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!

If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

Your face is so greasy that the USA is gonna invade you!

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.

Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.

Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.

Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!

Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.

Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.

Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.

Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.

Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.