Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.
what's the name of a cannibals favorite all you can eat buffet ? planned parenthood !
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup
what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!