"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
Fly Jokes
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
I love you.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
What can fly?
Bird.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flying around about six inches above the water. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal."
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal."
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal."
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal."
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal."
Then it all happened.
The fly dropped six inches.
The fish came up and caught the fly.
The bear came out and caught the fish.
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich.
The mouse went for the sandwich.
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond.
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
