My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Florida Jokes
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
