Flattery jokes
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Memes
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
Community
lemme rewrite my poem here the candle is dim, the batteries are dying , times running out, and soon we'll be flying.
flying over fields or sea, on the night and the day, wont you come fly with me, dont you dare be afraid.
the light through my window, it shines bright enough, it isnt the moon though, its the streetlights - not tough.
the candle gets dimmer, the quote on the wall, our lives, they get thinner, as we… Read more