If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
Husband: I look fat can someone compliment me?
Wife: you have good eyesight.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
