Flattery jokes

My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!

If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.