What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
if my boobies are fish then am i salmon boobies. please give generously.
I found Nemo
He was tasty
If we can't see are, can fish see water?
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of em....
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the Halibut(hell-of-it)
i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.. but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk so then I took him out for a walk then when I put him back in the tank he stopped moving
Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”
What do you call a fish that has a dick? MOBY DICKKKKK
dad fucked mom mom fucked son son fucked sister sister fucked dog dog fucked cat cat fucked bird bird fucked fish fish fucked dad dad really liked it
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
What do u call a downy under water
Dead fish
two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
Yesterday I asked my friend “ What is a fish without eyes” They replied “I don’t know” I said “ fsh “
if you shoot at a school of fish?
COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????
