Man

Figgarette

What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.

Little Johnny

Caitlyn Cherry

Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish so he started to yell out lil fishy lil fishy lil fishy they called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt

Dad

Anonymous

My dad And I were fishing one day

That’s where he met my step mom

Hand

Addison Banks age (8)

The Fast of Ramadan

In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the left over fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pome-grants. For this was the sacred mounth of ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the momment after sunset!

Guitar

E

What do you call a fish and a guitar

Tunafish

Toe

Marijuanamike69

Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day and Eve says to Adam let’s go for a swim. Adam replies I’m not in the mood. She says ok I will go by myself. She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says the water is beautiful come in and Adam replies na still not in the mood. Eve wade’s into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says Oh No now all the fish are gonna smell like that.

Fish

D.K.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds and he can only do it once

Break

Sam

i have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds. And only once

Jesus

Josh

Jesus and his friend went fishing they both cast the line out and both of them get a bite but Jesus’s friend misses and says “damn I missed” jesus said “that’s a bad sentence to say if you say it 3 time something bad will happen to you” they cast it out again and both get a bite and Jesus’s friend misses again and says “damn I missed” jesus replied “if you say that one more time something bad will happen” they cast out again and Jesus’s friends line snaps and he says “damn I missed” jesus said “that’s the last time something bad will happen” the biggest thunder storm ever seen appeared and a lightning bolt struck jesus and a voice came from the clouds “damn I missed”

Common

Wilklord 666

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures

Dam

jack

question: what did the fish say wen he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam

School

ima potato

why are fish smart

they live in a school

School

potato

why are fish smart

they live i a school

Man

TheJoker

What a Blind Man says when he passes the fish market?..Hello Ladies!

Yellow

Anonymous

What yellow and can’t swim Your dead fish

Brother

jacob

my brother wanted to go fishing i told him he had to learn how to master bait go look it up on youtube guess who is grounded

Hope

Jybori

Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.

Fish

Llamabird

I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for 20 seconds, though. And only once.

Man

Juan MooreBeer

What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand??? “Hello Ladies”"

Make

Allan C.

In this modern age, I feel as though it’s inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish. It’s not the thyme or the plaice for it.