Fin Jokes

Which country can swim?

Finland. Get it? Fin Land?

Q: Why can orphans swim?

A: They have or-fins.

What do mermaids wash their fins with?

Tide.

Are you fin-ished with your work?

Why did the little boy cry?

He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.