Fin jokes
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.