why do orphans want to become criminals to know what it fills like to be wanted
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see through clothes.
how many Americans does it take to fill the grand canyon
4
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Urban areas are fill with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has giving him a brojob? because of the cream filling inside just like the individually wrapped cakes of hostess twinkies
What do gay men like cocks? 🍦🍦 🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why do gay men like the filling in hostess twinkies? it reminds them of cum 😋 😍 😏 😜
How can you get free butt plants just get your man to fill your butt with Natural juices
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
why was the math book so sad because it was filled with problems
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns? You cannot unload the sand with pitchfork.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity? A Mexican
