Figurative language jokes
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.