Figurative language jokes

Midget

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

Pirate

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

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  • Santa

    Santa

    Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.

    Life

    I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.