Figurative language jokes

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"