I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman? A fetus has more rights.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen
where can you donate an aborted fetus?
your local pizzeria.
what do you call a fetus with down syndrome? an abortion.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
ctrl, alt, delutus, because ofthine fetus
abortions = yeetis of the fetus
What's a fetuses' favorite gun? A MICRO SMG
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
What does a abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old and nether does the kid.
Q : Name a muderer ? A : Jews : Hitler. Russians : Stalin Chinese : Mao Americans : Bin Laden Aborted fetus : My mom
Q : Name a muderer ? Aborted fetus : My mum.
Q:What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A:See you on the flip side.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus but I decided to abort
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
Yeetus to the fetus
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!
