Fetus jokes
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
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What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
"Yeetus to the fetus."
Jakob's life.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.