What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.
