Fetus jokes
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.