Fetus jokes
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office? Only one of them is scared.
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What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Jakob's life.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What's the best thing about abortion jokes? They never get old.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.