Fetus jokes
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
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What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Jakob's life.