Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Fetus Jokes
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Jakob's life.
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?
A: Her dead fetus.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
"Yeetus to the fetus."