Fetus jokes
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.