Fetus

Fetus jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?

The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.

Difference

What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

Wife

My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.

Pregnancy

What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"

Abortion

What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?

Only one of them is scared.

Day

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Inch

Q: What's 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth?

A: Her dead fetus.