Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
