Feces jokes
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
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What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Poopies in my undies.
Poo.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Snort poo poo.
Pooooop.