Q: Why do birds need feathers? A: To cover up their butt quack!
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say quack quack.
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Indian? Did or feather?
What hit the ground first the feather or the depressed kid? The feather, the rope was stopping the kid
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" đđ
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
One day a child walks along and asksâ mother why am I called butterflyâ the mother repliesâ a butterfly landed on you as a babyâ A minute later another child comes along and saysâ mother why and I called featherâ the mother then replied âbecause a feather fell on your head when you where bornâ then Brick comes along and says â ahahhsdjsjskxsâ
What does a bird say when it gets sick? I flu!
One day leaf asks mom, âmom, why am I named leaf?â Mom says âbecause when you were a baby a leaf fell on your head.â The next day feather asks mom â mommy, why am I named feather?â Mom says â when your were a baby a feather fell on your head.â The next day brick asks mom ârhsisvrkanxâ mom says, shut up brick!
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Mommy why is my name brick??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. mommy why is my name rose??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. Brick walks in "blagudnunag"
On which side the chicken has the most feather
On the outer sideđđ
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
Whatâs a birdâs favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
why did the chicken go to the mall -to get new feathers
What did one pillow say to the other? Nothing meah they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"
