Favorite Food jokes
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.