Father's jokes
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Why did the orphan go to church? So he gets to call someone father.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
My dad left me.