Father's jokes

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.

"It means 'happy'," replied the father.

"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"

"No, son, I have a wife."

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.