What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What is a "dad?"
