Fatherhood

Fatherhood Jokes

Father

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

Incest

What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

Finding your dad’s wedding ring.

Dad

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

Son

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

Orphan

Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.

Dad

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

Batman

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

Orphan

Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

Father

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Orphan

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."

Girlfriend

A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.