Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
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A lot of things changed when i got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Q:What movie do orphans hate
A: father hood
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
