Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Father's Day Jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
