Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
What do Orphans say on Father's day?
Well not happy father's day
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What does a orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mothers Day and Father's Day
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
There’s 365 days in a year orfans have 363 because they don’t have a mother’s or Father’s Day
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I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
