Father's Day jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.