Father's Day

Father's Day Jokes

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

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Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.

Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.