Father's Day

Father's Day Jokes

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

wanna know something the orphan could never do

wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.

Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

Feminists: Correct.

Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?

There’s 365 days in a year orfans have 363 because they don’t have a mother’s or Father’s Day

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Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

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If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.