Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Father’s Day
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
What do Orphans say on Father's day?
Well not happy father's day
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What does a orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mothers Day and Father's Day
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
There’s 365 days in a year orfans have 363 because they don’t have a mother’s or Father’s Day
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I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
