Fashion

Fashion Jokes

Survey

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

Alcohol

What do nail polish and panties have in common?

Both come off with alcohol.

Scar

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

Jean

Why do jeans always compliment your booty?

Because they’ve got your back!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a tailor?

Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.