What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.