Fashion jokes
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
When the drip is sus.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."