I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Fashion Jokes
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
When the drip is sus.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
