What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
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dear doctor
ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly Ray Palp
Why was the orphan so famous? Because when they asked him go big or go ho.e he only had one option.
There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous. His face was chiseled in a mountain
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash? Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions
Why did orhanbe come to famous
Becus he didn't need parent permission
Why cant orphans become famous? Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down
Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
what was juice wrld before he was famous?
answer: alive
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
I was invited into a celebrity's house, thats what i told the cops at least...
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
A orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says “dude, I gotta teach you”. The orphan goes “why I got all your moves down”. The baseball player goes “but kid you can never find home though”.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fan's.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What famous " book righter for kids'' loved insects?
Beatrix Potter
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
