Family jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Mommy?
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Daddy, harder!
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.