Family jokes
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Memes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.