Family jokes
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!