Family jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Daddy, harder!
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.