Family Jokes

Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.

Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.

Are you adopted?

No.

I mean, who would want you?

Daddy, harder!

What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.

What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?

Boomerangs come back.

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

Why do orphans hate playing baseball?

'Cause they can't get a home run.

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.