Family

Family jokes

Child

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Orphan

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Orphan

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

Memes

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Grandma

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

Orphan

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

Orphan

Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.

Orphan

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Orphan

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

Orphan

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.

Baby

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

Orphan

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Sister

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.