Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥