Family jokes
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Beans, your mum is fat!
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "That's my dad outside." Man: "How much did you say the baseball was again?" Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad." Man: "How much did you say the glove was again?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Do not start that shit again!"
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.