Family jokes
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Closer kin, deeper in!
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"