Family jokes
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.