Family jokes
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Stop, orphan joke!