Family jokes
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Your mom is a joke.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Me and your mom in the bed.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.