Family jokes
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.