Family jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"