Factory

Factory Jokes

Banana

Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing with the bent one.

Rap

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Calendar

Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?

Because they took a day off.

Orange Juice

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

Glock

Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Birth Certificate

Little off topic but...

Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.

Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.

Mum: Fair point.

M M

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

Banana factory

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.

Test

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

Pristiano Penaldo

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

Kid

Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?

Because they're the ones who made the toys.

Banana

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

Brother

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

Test

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.