Extermination jokes
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Memes
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
