Extermination jokes
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
