Extermination jokes

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

How does a skeleton kill a bug?

They SOCKET!

Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?

Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"

I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.