Extermination jokes

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

How does a skeleton kill a bug?

They SOCKET!

Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.

But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.