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  • How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

    1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

    These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

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    Basement

  • My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

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    Song

  • Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

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  • Wall

  • When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

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    Community talk

  • My calf locked up super bad. All my leg muscles below my knee got super hard and tense. If I do anything rather than fully extend my leg, it feels like I’m being stabbed. My thigh is falling asleep. Help.

  • The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

    Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more

  • Hiii :3 I dont know any of yall but Godzilla -1.0's theatrical run has been extended again! its also been introduced to new theaters all over the world!! Be sure to make sure that ur able to catch it!! Even if ur not a G-fan, its a great movie!!