Extend jokes
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.