Existence jokes
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
My joke is:
My life.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
How to not exist: Kys.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
you.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.