Existence jokes
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Your life, that's all.
Worried I am dead.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Why does this exist?
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
A true God would be godless himself.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Dead.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
You know Sally? She's dead now.
Me.
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...