Existence jokes
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Me. I am the joke.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Memes
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Worried I am dead.
Your life, that's all.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Why does this exist?
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
A true God would be godless himself.
Dead.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
You know Sally? She's dead now.
Me.