Existence jokes
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Me. I am the joke.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why does this exist?
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Worried I am dead.
Your life, that's all.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
A true God would be godless himself.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Dead.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!