Existence jokes
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Me. I am the joke.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Your life, that's all.
Worried I am dead.
A true God would be godless himself.
Dead.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...