Existence jokes
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Why does this exist?
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Me. I am the joke.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Your life, that's all.
Worried I am dead.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
A true God would be godless himself.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
Dead.