The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Once my friend was saying something dumb and I was like I Campbell-eve you just said that.

Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.

A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, “all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world.” On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.

Adam and Eve had sex. It was Paradise.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Wo-man!’

My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes

Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol. qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter ?) Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre , parce qu’il voulait le (mettre) de dans …(Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in). Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu’elle voulait, le sentir- metre ( centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to fill it when going in…

I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.

Why were Adam and Eve’s sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!!

God made Adam and Eve.

Satan made Adam and Steve.

God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve