Epilepsy jokes
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.