What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
