New Entertainment Jokes - Page 10

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS

What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

rape isn't funny unless she's laughing too

What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

None of these jokes really took off

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin the bartender said to her I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink and she said not usually but I am doing the bishop a favour the bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening and she said no I am with the bishop tonight.

If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S.. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to 'When You Wish Upon A Window', with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.

Gun + Backpack = Fun

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always comeback

Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."

Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.