How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
