What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
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How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
