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Entertainment jokes

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.

Why was the rapper always so confident?

Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS!

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.