Endgame jokes

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.